If there is one thing Hallowe'en is good for, it's kitsch. Scary fun that leans more towards the altogether-ooky rather than the spooky. Van Helsing's Curse creator Dee Snider agrees that, when he went looking for scary Hallowe'en songs to mine for VHC, he mostly found tunes like Flying Purple People Eater. You can't even scare a 6-year-old with things like that.
But then, what kind of music is really that scary?
I intend to show you.